FOOD: Lacklustre
SERVICE: Unenthusiastic
Ambiance: Ho-hum 
COST: Average
VERDICT: 

"Can we start off with a coffee with Old Monk flavouring, a hazelnut iced coffee, and an elderflower iced tea, please?" we beseech our server enthusiastically. "None of the three are available as we don't have the flavoring syrups," shoots back the rather nonplussed server. Maybe we should have paid heed to that as a sign of our impending doom, done an about turn and saved ourselves from an afternoon that was about to get criminally wasted.